I guess I had been too physically reserved for this fellow’s tastes, because finally he asked me point-blank:
“Are we approaching a sexual relationship? And not in a Zeno’s paradox sort of way?”
True romance, that.
I guess I had been too physically reserved for this fellow’s tastes, because finally he asked me point-blank:
“Are we approaching a sexual relationship? And not in a Zeno’s paradox sort of way?”
True romance, that.
A favorite college memory…
Him: Here, I think you left this at my place. *offers piece of women’s clothing*
Me: Um, that’s not mine.
Ways to violate “know your audience”:
One of my friends learned the pitfalls of Googlestalking the hard way:
Do: Consider Googlestalking your date.
Don’t: Leave his name prominently displayed in the search box, so he gets weirded out upon going back to your place and realizing you’re a Googlestalker.
What has been your experience with Googlestalking?
Me: Guess who you called twice last night at midnight.
Him: Oh, sorry.
Me: No, it wasn’t me. So were you drunk, or what?
Him: I’m really, really sorry. I totally don’t remember.
Me: No, listen, it wasn’t me. Seriously–guess who you drunk dialed.
Him: Uh, what?
Me: My mom. You drunk dialed my mom.
—
What’s your experience, if any, with drunk dialing?
Do:
Don’t:
I was so embarrassed that I made apologetic eyes at the guy behind the counter, then blurted out, “No es verdaderamente chistoso,” confident that my date would have no clue that I was apologizing for his pathetic attempts at camaraderie and humor.
Sure enough, my date smiled an oblivious smile. Like I said, he speaks broken, broken Spanish.
a girl’s-eye-view of the dating world–100% true, because truth is stranger than fiction.